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Hey there cosmic kitties,
👽 Are you a kooky but clever soul who needs a boost of confidence or a bit of direction?
👽 Do you procrastinate on your (epic but scary) dreams?
👽 Are you confused about life, love and how to actually get what you want?
👽 Maybe you don’t even know what you want, and need someone to guide you?
If so, I CAN HELP!
I’m not just an astrologer, but a gal who’s been to hell and back (I’ve even got the t-shirt) to try and “find myself”.
But what the heck does “finding yourself” even entail, you may ask?
Finding yourself is wading through shit jobs and shit relationships, moving around the world in search of something you could find on your doorstep, delving into your psyche and finding all the past crap that still affects you today. It’s recognising your power, as well as what makes you cower in terror – then embracing it all with a head held high and a bucket load of acceptance.
This comes at a price of course. Finding a path that makes you sing and doing only what aligns with your soul is what others deem “selfish” or “naive” or (my personal bugaboo) “IMPOSSIBLE” (no no noooo).
EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE. But it’s so goddam hard to do alone.
If you’re the hero or heroine of the saga, I’m the quirky looking elf with a bag full of rare items and a riddle or two that can help you on your quest.
And while I don’t have a skeleton key or magical swords and elixirs, I do have a few tricks up my sleeve:
Astrology training / mindset hacking knowhow / tarot reading pizazz / an online freelance career I built myself / an English degree (pfft, that one’s useless) / reiki II / intermittent but on-point psychic ability / pages and pages of dream analysis / a passport full of stamps / a working class background complete with hustle mentality / teaching experience / an obsession with Jungian psychology / a sense of humour (who me?!) / a super strong bullshit detector / and a partridge in a pear tree… oh wait, that’s a pen. I also have a pen.
**A wild Ellie appears: “It’s dangerous to go alone – take this:”
Here’s what I got for you:
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