UFOROSE

Astrology for rebels

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Hey there cosmic kitties,

👽 Are you a kooky but clever soul who needs a boost of confidence or a bit of direction?

👽 Do you procrastinate on your (epic but scary) dreams?

👽 Are you confused about life, love and how to actually get what you want?

👽 Maybe you don’t even know what you want, and need someone to guide you?

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Ellie Rose of UFOROSE

If so, I CAN HELP!

I’m not just an astrologer, but a gal who’s been to hell and back (I’ve even got the t-shirt) to try and “find myself”.

But what the heck does “finding yourself” even entail, you may ask?

Finding yourself is wading through shit jobs and shit relationships, moving around the world in search of something you could find on your doorstep, delving into your psyche and finding all the past crap that still affects you today. It’s recognising your power, as well as what makes you cower in terror – then embracing it all with a head held high and a bucket load of acceptance.

This comes at a price of course. Finding a path that makes you sing and doing only what aligns with your soul is what others deem “selfish” or “naive” or (my personal bugaboo) “IMPOSSIBLE” (no no noooo).

EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE. But it’s so goddam hard to do alone.

If you’re the hero or heroine of the saga, I’m the quirky looking elf with a bag full of rare items and a riddle or two that can help you on your quest.

And while I don’t have a skeleton key or magical swords and elixirs, I do have a few tricks up my sleeve:

Astrology training / mindset hacking knowhow / tarot reading pizazz / an online freelance career I built myself / an English degree (pfft, that one’s useless) / reiki II / intermittent but on-point psychic ability / pages and pages of dream analysis / a passport full of stamps / a working class background complete with hustle mentality / teaching experience / an obsession with Jungian psychology / a sense of humour (who me?!) / a super strong bullshit detector / and a partridge in a pear tree… oh wait, that’s a pen. I also have a pen.

**A wild Ellie appears: “It’s dangerous to go alone – take this:”

Here’s what I got for you:

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Off like a Rocket

1x astrology session

Let’s take a look at what the stars say about you! I’ll analyse your birthchart beforehand then we’ll have a one-on-one coaching session to figure out where you’re coming from, where you want to be going and who you’re likely to meet on the way. We’ll talk about your mindset, any current blocks or obstacles and how you can maximise your strengths to move forward with a bit more oomph.

60mins | Skype

Once you’ve paid, I’ll email you to arrange a time and date that suits you so make sure to include your email address, as well as your date, time and place of birth.

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Shoot for the Moon

6x astrology coaching sessions (get one free!)

I’m at your service for 6 whole hours! Imagine what we can do?! If you need some longer-term support to get through a crisis, embark on a new path or even build a business, or you just fancy some good old moral support and self-improvement that is 110% tailored to you and your needs, this is the one for you. We’ll start by analysing your birth chart then move onto transits, secondary progressions and all that juicy future stuff. We’ll plan the best times for you to take action, and what that action might be. If you’re stuck – I can help! Let’s rock this together.

60mins | Skype

Once you’ve paid, I’ll email you to arrange your first session at a time and date that suits you so make sure to include your email address, as well as your date, time and place of birth.

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Star-crossed Lovers

1x astrological synastry session

Having some struggles in your relationship? Feeling confused about your lover’s actions? Or maybe you’ve got your eye on somebody special and want to know how the two of you can connect? In this session, I’ll use the ancient art of synastry to compare two astrological birth charts, looking at how the energies combine and contrast to figure out what you two lovebirds share together, any potential problems or obstacles and how to overcome them so you can both grow.

60mins | Skype

Once you’ve paid, I’ll email you to arrange your session at a time and date that suits you so make sure to include your email address, as well as the date, time and place of birth of both you, and the object of your desires.

Synastry birth chart comparison

Soulmate Tarot Reading

1x tarot reading video uploaded to YouTube

I read tarot for lovers on YouTube in a special technique that allows me to see the way two people’s energies work together. I ask what’s going on for this couple, how they feel about each other, what subconscious blocks are preventing this couple from union and what they can do to improve their relationship with each other, as well as themselves.

15-20mins | Private YouTube video link

Once you’ve paid, I’ll upload your video reading to YouTube within 48hrs of payment and email you the link. Make sure to include your email address, a brief description of your situation and any astrological information for you and the other person, e.g. their time, date and place of birth or just Sun sign if that’s all you have.

YouTube tarot readings

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